single and ready to pringle

so i don’t eat them often but you know those little chocolate cupcakes that hostess used to make?

yeah the little debbie version of those are garbage in comparison to the real thing. 

medusa-babe:

Let’s be real, liberal feminism is much more popular amongst young self-proclaimed feminists than radical feminism because it caters to men, puts orgasms over critical thought, gives women a false sense of empowerment, and overall is much easier to swallow. It’s not at all a revolutionary movement if you’re not making your oppressor feel challenged.

i make an effort to actively oppress at least one woman every day.

usually what i do is wait for one of them to cash a paycheck(a young liberal feminist of course. they don’t even suspect us men of oppressing them)

so i wait outside the bank in the parking lot and then when they come out I STEAL A PERCENTAGE OF THEIR MONEY AND LAUGH AT THEM AND GO “HAHAHA YOU’LL NEVER EARN AS MUCH AS ME!!!!!”

and then i get into my big lifted truck with balls on the trailer hitch and peel out of the parking lot.

lionuntiltheend:

I think it’s funny how haters call us Dzhokhar supporters “uneducated”. We’re the ones that are doing research and forming our own opinion that actually makes sense rather than believing what the media and the government tells us to believe. Yeah, WE’RE the unintelligent ones.

what…..research? the only thing you could be researching are media reports or bullshit from infowars UNLESS YOU WERE ACTUALLY THERE.


god i hate all of you. i hate you more than hitler. 

so the “dudebro” tag has provided me with more entertainment in the last 20 minutes than all of tumblr has since i signed up.

evilplotting:

I think the reason guys have become misogynistic jerks that go on about the friend zone is because almost every damn film shows the super-sexy-out-of-their-league girl falling for mr. protagonist no matter how ugly and rude he is and so guys have become disillusioned with women.

no, the patriarchy whispers in our ears as we sleep “become a dudebro. stare at their boobs. make sandwich jokes”

and it was so. 

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

mysmileisstuck:

pinkfloatyoctopusdisastersquad:

all i want is gene’s da ding ding song as my ringtone.

is that so much to ask?

There was a link a while ago, and I have it as my ringtone. When I have my computer later I can upload the file to somewhere if you want.

thank you for the offer but i found a link earlier and, in trying to put the file onto my phone, found out my phone is broken and won’t connect to my computer :(